Jackson: It smells good in the trash can!
Chase: Mommy, do you want to come to my wedding?
Chase: Do you have a dollar?
Me: I need a dollar?
Chase: Yes, everyone needs to pay a dollar to come to my wedding.
Ty: Mommy, did you take this picture?
Me: Yes, I did.
Ty: It’s a beautiful picture!
Jackson: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be like you…. and have an iPad 1.
Tyler: Mommy, you’re so pretty I would pick you like a flower!
Me: The answer is “no”.
Jackson: No, the answer is yes, Jesus loves me, so I should do the things God wants me to do. <long pause> And God says Jackson should get the coloring book back.
Lily: DADADADADADADADA (long, loud squeal)
Jackson: Mum, I’m packing to go on a holiday! Didn’t I tell you?
Then he came back into the room with a bag of candy and underwear. Ha! All the essentials.