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More Things My Kids Say

Jackson: Mommy, do you know who I’m going to marry?

Me: Who?

Jackson: You!

Me: You are?! But I’m already married to Daddy.

Jackson: Yes. I’ll be your step-son.

Me: So you’ll be married to me and my step-son?

Jackson: Yes. A step-son is what it’s called when you want to marry someone, but they’re already married to someone else.

 

Lily walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge door, and said “hmmmmmmmm….”

 

Jackson: Wow! I don’t usually win! Did you see that?!

Chase (said with such a sarcastic tone, although I’m sure he didn’t mean it that way): Wow. You’re amazing.

 

Jackson: Mommy, are you going to have another baby? 

Me: Absolutely not! 

 

Chase (while thanking God for various things): Thank you, God, for Target!

 

Chase: You can’t have any girlfriends until you’re 18 years old! (Apparently his teacher told him that – thanks Miss Lynn!)

 

Jackson: I just burped, because I ate a huge cupcake! (However, he had not eaten a cupcake.)

 

Lily, leaned over the toilet (before using it), inhaled deeply, and said “mmm, good!”. I have to really restrain the laughter every time she does that!

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